Another lying weasel

Following in the footsteps of pathetic excuses for journalists such as Stephen Glass and Jayson Blair, we now have Nick Sylvester. Check out his story "Crib Sheet Confidential", and I think that you'll agree that unlike Blair, this clown can't even lie convincingly. Are we supposed to believe that a college student would tattoo a multiplication table on his body at the cost of $500,000? The same multiplication table that kids learn in elementary school, and we're supposed to believe that there's someone too dumb to remember it, but dumb enough to spend a half a mil on ink? C'mon Nick - at least lie convincingly.