Worst ad copy EVER

For some reason (likely our zip code), we keep getting Arizona Foothills, a magazine that bills itself as "The lifestyle magazine for affluent desert living". There's a full-page ad showing a golf course on the ocean, hawking "a limited number of extraordinary estates priced between $5,200,000 and $20,000,000" at a place called "Trump National Golf Club". There's a map showing a small stretch of land south of Los Angeles, and the obligatory airbrushed photo of Captain Combover himself, Donald Trump. Of course, this needs to be topped off with a slogan, a tagline, some sort of take-home message:

In everyday life, let there be moments of Trump.

Sounds like something you'd want to be close to a restroom for...